The Lands of Arda

Gupps · Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 485

Im trying to bring Madman outta hiding with this topic, what did you get upto?? Ill throw you a few to start with..

Disarmed gimlis axe, flesh to stone, picked up axe, dropped axe on the floor up next to the minas morgal naz..

Pickpocketed a greater swordsman belt of someones waist, straight after the 1st wipe when swordsmen belts were insanely rare.

Twisted Evil

Owned worse than a very small nun at a penguin shoot Twisted Evil

Chew · Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:06 pm Post subject:

I 'borrowed' fashion items from the more delicate elf filth of Rivendell on a daily basis - one of whom, dependant on time of day, would graciously hand over a dress or some scanties :p
Once got screamed at/about by some feckless tart for having the audacity of being a hobbit and standing vaguely on the same screen as her as, obviously, all hobbits are pick-pocketing scum ( *cough* Gup *cough*) even the one's who are 100% cleric Neutral

Clear advertisement that smoking crack while pregnant/giving birth while taking part in a parachute jump aren't the best of ideas.

Guessing those don't count though heheheeee

*edit: Forgot to add a stupid picture.

Chew · Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:52 am Post subject:

**Update**

Gup smells of wee.

Gupps · Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 485

chew smells of poo

Chew · Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 6:51 pm Post subject:

Dats cuz i been in ur mums bra

Gupps · Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 485

well i smell of wee cos ive been licking your dads undies

Chew · Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:11 am Post subject:

I'm so hot for you right now.....

meh,

passed

Confused

Also, when is your 'drink-fall-down-go-oops-celebratory-wine-and-cheese-night'? This weekend or next? I have deeds that need committing Razz

Hmm maybe phoning would be easier *nods*