The Lands of Arda

siodur · Joined: 12 Apr 2007 Posts: 3

Howdy,

It is your favorite drunken elf here.

Sorry it took me so long to find this place. The last thing I remember was Sal asking me to download screen shots of something... and then I started getting all these pills and items in the mail after clicking on some of the newer links on the old Arda site.

Well after a couple of interesting nights with strange women, exotic creams, and some strange pump like device that makes me all tingly, I realized something strange had happened and I was no longer in Arda any more, at least not an Arda that I recognized. Did Morgoth win? Or was I trapped in one of Saurons sorcerers tricks?

Luckily the Dwarven ale finally wore off my weak elfin constitution and with several new inches added to my elfin libido, from 2" to 4" inches now, (Elves may be packing but its usually cute little bows not mighty war-hammers) I started to look for a way out of the void that Arda had fallen into.

On a hunch a looked for a sign from one of the mighty and low and behold the great Sal had left a less than cryptic passage (in common no less- how quaint) to follow this link. I passed through the portal that read Arda 2 with a smile and a tear for just as Beleriand was destroyed with the fall of Morgoth taint I realized that Arda had fallen into that same darkness but that those heroes that survived that fall Arda and found the passage to Arda 2 would be all the stronger to continue the journey.... I,m back... LETS FIGHT.

Sio

PS I brought the pump...

Salith Grinn · Vala Joined: 28 Jan 2007 Posts: 336 Location: Baltimore

wow, couldnt' figure out wtf you were talking about until i looked at the old forum...she has indeed fallen into the void

good to hear from ya Sio!
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Lord of the seas and one of the Valar. He is famed for bringing Tuor to Gondolin, and so ultimately bringing about the downfall of Morgoth in the War of Wrath.
-Encyclopedia of Arda: Ulmo

Sir Nathan Ayloud · Vala Joined: 28 Jan 2007 Posts: 22

LMAO Sio, great post
welcome back!!

c_kitty · Joined: 04 Feb 2007 Posts: 36 Location: Sunny SoCal

Jinkies Sio, that musta been quite a (lost) weekend! *note to self - must remember to try dwarven ale someday* Glad you made it back... in, uhhh, one newly-elongated piece?! lol

BTW, did you change your lil elven email? Cuz I sent along the details regarding the new site at Sal's request waaaay back in February... *hmph*

way to ignore the Pan *sniffle, pout*

How are things in LA LA Land, anyway?

Oooh, that reminds me, since I'm supposed to be in charge of communications & keeping wayward Crackheads such as yourself in the loop - I should post requesting any updated/preferred emails, etc.
I'll get back to you, bubba - take it easy on the strange women & exotic creams in the meantime, 4 out of 5 Arda clerics recommend you not use them concurrently!
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C_Kitty
Pan(dora/demonium)
Arda Communications Specialist

Tothra · Joined: 09 Feb 2007 Posts: 9 Location: Finland

c_kitty · Joined: 04 Feb 2007 Posts: 36 Location: Sunny SoCal

BAHAHAHAAAAAaaaaa!

And would you be the alleged 5th Cleric? Kinda like that 4th dentist who just won't get on the bandwagon with the 3 others regarding sugarless gum...

Considering the sheer lingustic artistry of your response, I gotta ask, are you a Lawyer? Ah, but then I looked at how you used up a tremendous amount of space but said very little that could be considered definitive, and I thought - orrrr, maybe Marketing?!

Cuz that is some serious talent, in what I would assume is not even your native tongue (given your location)! I stand in awe of your language abilities...*salute*...and I talk A LOT, especially English B.S., so I'm a bit of an expert LOL
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C_Kitty
Pan(dora/demonium)
Arda Communications Specialist

Lanalon · Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:10 pm Post subject:

I love you Pan.
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One of the Fëanturi, the masters of spirits. He is keeper of the Houses of the Dead, and the summoner of the spirits of the slain. He forgets nothing; and knows all things that shall be. He is the Doomsman of the Valar, and Mandos is his name.

Tothra · Joined: 09 Feb 2007 Posts: 9 Location: Finland

I'd like to point out that the afforementioned assumptions about the assumed profession of the invidual in the above statement may or may not be correct. This kind of information about the alleged profession can or cannot be attained from the invidual by direct interaction. However the information he gives may or may not be affected by the alleged alcoholism. Thus this statement may or may not confirm that such a profession could be possible but the author of this statement denies any alleged real connection to reality that may or may not exist outside these forums.

P.S.
The author of the above statement acknowledges the possibility that the afforementioned statements may or may not cause severe symptons to the innocent reader of these forums, however the author has no intention to assume any liability should any of the said symptons arise.

(The first post has been copy-pasted from other forum. It was just so near the topic (what topic?) of this thread that I couldn't resist the idea of sharing this great statement with you all. This 2nd is my own text.)

Salith Grinn · Vala Joined: 28 Jan 2007 Posts: 336 Location: Baltimore

Tothra has been elevated to hero status for the next 24 hours. lol
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Lord of the seas and one of the Valar. He is famed for bringing Tuor to Gondolin, and so ultimately bringing about the downfall of Morgoth in the War of Wrath.
-Encyclopedia of Arda: Ulmo

Tothra · Joined: 09 Feb 2007 Posts: 9 Location: Finland

*assumes a heroic posture and reads poetry while a faint holy aura radiates above head*

*craack craash*

*reality breaks in in the form of a innkeeper pointing out that the book is the wiz's notebook and you are reading it upside down, also you have a lantern above your head*

Hero status is the one between badger and banned status right?

Salith Grinn · Vala Joined: 28 Jan 2007 Posts: 336 Location: Baltimore

no, but reading the Wiz's notebook upside down might turn you INTO a badger
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Lord of the seas and one of the Valar. He is famed for bringing Tuor to Gondolin, and so ultimately bringing about the downfall of Morgoth in the War of Wrath.
-Encyclopedia of Arda: Ulmo

Lanalon · Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:50 pm Post subject:

I'm so confused...
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One of the Fëanturi, the masters of spirits. He is keeper of the Houses of the Dead, and the summoner of the spirits of the slain. He forgets nothing; and knows all things that shall be. He is the Doomsman of the Valar, and Mandos is his name.

siodur · Joined: 12 Apr 2007 Posts: 3

Howdy,

All... sorry for all the misspellings and slightly cryptic references to the dimise of the original lands of arda website. Also sorry for the delay in any replies to my post... I am half/ halfway across the world and will be completing my transfer shortly.

Just checking in to see how things are going. I am glad to see it will be taking place in the 1st age... should be interesting.

If you need help with design, narrative, or testing just let me know.

Sio

PS Hey Kitty

Bido of Buckland · Joined: 10 Feb 2007 Posts: 153 Location: Ceará Brasil

Hmmmmm...

What is going on? I was sleeping...

Wink